Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
看医院戏的时候实在绷不住了，这是个啥医院啊，医生护士病人清洁工都去哪儿了，为什么整个楼道就她一个人？还想吐槽下话痨凶手，没人逼你上脱口秀和奇葩说，这话也太密了吧，就是典型的「反派死于话多」。
达妹太美了。服装很像睡衣，自白台词也很一般，对着观众讲了一通废话。感情都在自白里说了，没有什么细腻的情节，导致男女主没有cp感，强行抓马了
要不要这么小气…好歹隔壁小电锯还舍得用血浆..
“第一部之后的续集都太没创意了，那就由我们来添加新素材。”
绝对不要下跪，绝对不要后退，绝对要带着一起下地狱。
用蛮力和顽固对抗倾泻而来的意外苦难与强大势力，以及无法对话的世界，如何？有生命力而不堪一击。因而感到怆然。实打实的三星，篇幅分配让人疲惫，最后简直像保险广告。一星给挨了这么多揍和保持情绪的公主，下次有个更好的剧本就好了。
结论是 真的没必要下 40 多 G 的蓝光版
对付一个少女需要用枪也是醉了。整体还好，就这一段想打死编剧。毁了。
蠢。刀刀不致命，我惊了。别什么嘲讽自嘲什么的，这水平确实没法其他作品相比。虽然菜，但毕竟是在走剧情路线的，也算不同，强行说得过去，致敬经典方面做的不错
分数：65
有点像达科塔·约翰逊的独角戏，男主太弱了，感情戏没撑起来的感觉。
慕名着Ready Or Not导演+Scream老卡司而来，结果老卡司这一手好牌被打烂了，老卡司戏份少，成了配角，更让我无语的是Sidney电影都过半了戏份才渐渐多起来，还有一个卡司被写死了😭，老卡司们纯客串，无张力，不管怎样，情怀拉满，yeah✌
开场这一杀可以。
为什么要把奥斯汀改编成另一部流水线爱情电影…please show some respect并且不是所有影视作品都适合打破第四面墙
2星，前面卖情怀玩老梗，后面嘲讽粉丝吐槽影片系列爱好者。哈哈哈。
杜威忘漏补刀领取便当，女团极限反杀，又一次政治正确的全新书写。
下午4点的咖啡让我半夜点开netflix movie北美榜单no.1。没有看过这本小说但是把女性的那些细腻柔软的小想法透过dakoda柔却有力的语气传递出来，非常能够感同身受。Happy Ending出乎意料之外～看完才想起来Jane Austin是个甜文老手～很美好的体会 如果现实也能破镜重圆 而不是多一些回头后悔和错过 可能世界的暴力会更少一点 得之不易
1）除了角色名字一样，这部电影和简奥斯丁的《劝导》一点关系都没有。2）让主角对着镜头说话的展现方式真的是新时代的傻瓜拍电影法和傻瓜观影法了。3）亚裔男二实在是太迷人了，比男主迷人太多。4）都2022年了还在骂有色人种casting的人真的是让人无法理解。
属于看过就会忘记的电影，恐怖片系列电影，基本上就是借着原有口碑，继续圈点钱。这部是讲两个重度影迷，不满意第四部的电影剧情，决定自己来扮演恐怖杀人狂，然后打打杀杀，最后被主角干倒了。
电影本身只值两星，一星给确实很美的画面。奈飞的电影越来越水了，没啥意思。
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