魏贞和徐强专用坐便器70 高清

评分:
9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 2011

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 睦博赡 0小时前 :

    包装成间谍片的爱情片。

  • 沃灵波 4小时前 :

    影片有点看头,前面以为是CIA找内奸,后面发现是爱情片,我勒个去!故事里男主被派去调查7年前的一宗劫机案,当时飞机上有个特工,给CIA通风报信,但被发现后处决,恐怖分子带着全部人质一起吸沙林毒气挂了。策划劫机案的大胡子是男主以前在俄罗斯的卧底,但被美国交易出卖给俄了,丫为女儿报仇搞劫机。女主和男主是CIA同事也是恋人,劫机案时去穆斯林地盘调查被大胡子暗中控制,胡子以恋人性命为要挟让男主出卖了飞机上的特工,导致CIA营救失败。后胡子被CIA抓住,出卖了男主,CIA又找了女主(女主劫机案第二天早上发现男主手机上有恐怖分子来电,怀疑男主,遂离开男主),女主说出男主电话问题。CIA假装让男主重新调查劫机,实际喝的酒里下毒,男主临死前说出真相,是为救女主出卖消息。影片没事可以看,我给3星6.6分!

  • 桓林 1小时前 :

    这顿劲费的,这不耍人玩呢么……以为是间谍片,结果是追溯旧情,太多此一举了

  • 梦函 9小时前 :

    前半段有点闷,中后段很给力,相当好的剧本,有意思的摄影。克里斯派为什么老成这样,还能用璀璨的蓝眼睛蛊人!

  • 漫采 5小时前 :

    2022018《以年为单位的恋爱》

  • 珊涵 9小时前 :

    片子本身走剧情悬疑向,结尾处理很好!只是中间处理不是非常精彩。有点点可惜!但是整体还是蛮好的!6.5分

  • 瑞翰 6小时前 :

    紧张题材拍这么沉闷漫长,甚至乏味,很多景很美,光线构图也很舒适,就是故事叙述太枯燥了,观影太难入戏,情绪共鸣约等于无

  • 繁依童 5小时前 :

    结构上还蛮讨巧的,双主角表现得都不错,劳伦斯自从黑客帝国以后几乎没有出彩的发挥,这次的配角也还行。

  • 逮雅畅 8小时前 :

    然后时间线还待好好看,反转猜到了大部分,但是用爱情圆起来是真的不喜欢。

  • 犁永新 8小时前 :

    还行啊。变成了特工爱情故事了。为了爱人,可以出卖国家利益,为了国家可以出卖线人。结果没死的线人是真正的恐怖分子,返回头胁迫你出卖在飞机上的间谍。

  • 通新梅 8小时前 :

    一年又一年的光阴,从热恋到冷静,到争吵。其实爱情来说最基本的是信任尊重,两个人为什么在一起,一定是因为两个人比一个人更快乐,希望我们都能遇见那个能和你一辈子在一起的那个人。

  • 詹寄凡 7小时前 :

    很无聊的一个故事。弯来绕去,讲了个寂寞。女主50岁还能有如此状态,令人敬佩。

  • 费浩思 6小时前 :

    就是转折再转折,最后告诉我,原来这个理由就背叛组织了?果然爱情会让拔刀速度更慢……

  • 续飞雪 7小时前 :

    我不知道为什么这样,爱情不是我想象。有些职业不适合爱情。

  • 赛博敏 7小时前 :

    我挺喜欢这部剧的,倒叙+插叙,除了衰老的妆效不太自然之外,色彩,剧情,演技都在,里面没有哪个画面的出现是多余的,挺紧凑,作为悬疑片,爱情太多了,我感觉就是一部爱情片呢……

  • 祁语窈 9小时前 :

    到底拍了个啥,这有必要拍吗?这么简单无聊的剧情也是没谁了

  • 辜雁易 0小时前 :

    没有追车枪战,讲了一个谍战故事。剧本很好,演员演技在线,讲了一个凄美的爱情故事,男女主为了对方互相付出,最终却凄惨收场。

  • 桃岚 9小时前 :

    间谍特工挖叛徒,原来是迫不得已护爱人。你美国中情局背叛线人在先,线人报复理所当然吧。

  • 鲁丁兰 7小时前 :

    女主不感冒系列,拍得还是不错的… 但我看它的最根本原因是,大老板的领导团队在年会上提前点映了此片(是的,是上映前),因为不知道,一起看了船戏… 哈哈哈哈

  • 魏乐天 9小时前 :

    气氛、BGM、悬疑都烘托到这了,结果就这…傻白甜特工的纯纯的爱情?!🤔️老刀不行啊…不过海边和落日餐厅是真的美。

加载中...

Copyright © 2015-2023 All Rights Reserved