魏贞和徐强专用坐便器70 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 1990

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 况後书桃 0小时前 :

    有些无聊,即使长泽雅美也只是支撑我看完,两人比第一部还没火花。剧情推理也不够精巧

  • 嘉运 5小时前 :

    说真的木村拓哉是偶像包袱太重,还是说导演就让他这么演?小表情、走路形态、台词全是老一套。

  • 圣语薇 3小时前 :

    又是这么强大的阵容,合格的刑警与合格的侍者,走慢的表,被强暴的妹妹,出轨的丈夫,偷窥的小朋友,变装洛丽塔,原本就带着假面工作的人们又聚在一起参加了变装假面舞会,双重的假面,可做出来的事情确实真的万箭穿心的真实,恨在骨子里,拐个弯的杀

  • 凯家 9小时前 :

    中村安好美🥺姐姐下次演冷酷杀手吧😇卡司华丽,剧情虽然有bug,但是休闲娱乐看看还是可以的。

  • 彩杉 1小时前 :

    每次都被酒店line感动流泪!男男共舞立刻猜到了是铁蹄。。。铁蹄姐姐好帅!

  • 完旭尧 5小时前 :

    酒店有酒店的规矩,保护客人的隐私;警察有警察的底线,保护客人的安全。

  • 俊静 1小时前 :

    看过书,只记得手表有玄机,别的忘得干干净净,还跟第一部记混了。这样看起来反而轻松一点。最不明白的是这部的镜头风格,非常怪异。小日向文世真可爱呀!

  • 嘉家 2小时前 :

    依旧是麻酱跟风被害的结局,也没有拍出麻酱的美

  • 单毅然 6小时前 :

    烂片之名人堂,总之就是为了让一大堆人露脸而硬凑出来的剧

  • 学凌文 9小时前 :

    好久没啃全生肉了,之前一直看着蓝光发售日期,原本想等字幕组没想到出事儿了,还是得硬啃啊,整体比第1部而言感官要好很多,而且从叙述手法上调整了小说的叙事结构,增加了一定的悬疑成分,只不过最后选角有一点儿小问题,而且麻酱有点遭不住近景大镜头了,3.5星

  • 俟冰巧 3小时前 :

    把日本人的轴刻画得很生动形象,看得我拳头硬了。

  • 习淑雅 5小时前 :

    说实在的,比第一部难看。有炒冷饭之嫌。应该不会有第三部了吧

  • 后伟懋 1小时前 :

    基本延续了前作的水准,不过怎么感觉长泽雅美胖了这么多?!😱

  • 乌琼华 7小时前 :

    推理部分太弱了,木村拓哉和长泽雅美的颜也挽救不了。

  • 厍睿博 7小时前 :

    2022.7.6

  • 抄昆杰 5小时前 :

    同第一部一样

  • 勇安祯 3小时前 :

    全明星阵容的爆米花片还是很容易看下去的,有些猜到了,有些被骗到了(主要是受了前作的影响,先入为主)。ps:第一个客人那白气球也太离谱了,虽然这个酒店的服务一直就是离离原上谱🤪

  • 东方思菱 5小时前 :

    很可惜,这个起源故事体量太大了,一部电影怎么装得下。赵婷还是回去拍公路好吗求求,如果只挑一条线该多好。跟之前的漫威都很不一样

  • 丹阳泽 4小时前 :

    2022-39,只能说还行,推理部分弱,画面和卡斯都很强!

  • 包乐水 4小时前 :

    小季评分:6.4

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