一分钟仰卧起坐技巧 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 2012

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 告白竹 1小时前 :

    想学🧗🏻‍♀️,“用你的头脑,而不是你的肌肉”

  • 可颖 5小时前 :

    这电影内容和唐山打人事件有异曲同工之妙啊!一堆大男人欺负一个“弱小”女子!?还好结局女主反杀,看的还是挺爽的。男主是真的没人性,谁都不放过,都几十年的朋友了也不放过!而且智商堪忧,一心只想要视频,也不想想自己杀了多少人,跑的掉还是说的过?

  • 岑寄柔 5小时前 :

    钴蓝色贯穿了整个影片。

  • 慧桐 7小时前 :

    阿三们是不是说话的时候不摇头是说不出话的吗。。。。

  • 兰希蓉 9小时前 :

    剧情都是为小黑安排好的,怎么打也打不死,但厄运连连,连美国大使馆的外交官都是黑化的,不过最后还是在汽车后备箱里面救出了孩子。我倒是,全片的亮点是开头十分钟小两口的爱之旅途。#20210923

  • 字乐蓉 8小时前 :

    当晚聚众聊天,

  • 初星 9小时前 :

    印度不仅有商业同影片还有文艺同影片了 镜头语言很美

  • 召依云 4小时前 :

    印度版CMBYN,画面很美,故事也动人,我很喜欢

  • 凯谷 5小时前 :

    PS男主生命力真可怕

  • 却星波 6小时前 :

    这种陷入阴谋的倒霉普通人冒险故事好像也没啥新鲜的,但是这些主角居然都挺能打。

  • 掌孤晴 4小时前 :

    低配版call me by your name,故事有点莫名其妙~就感觉男主才是内sao~

  • 令景福 2小时前 :

    对《月光》毫无抵抗力,从一开始就被迷住了,结尾还有呼应,镜头、配图还有音乐、诗歌…艺术性远超看过的一切印度同影🐐

  • 厍经纶 4小时前 :

    画面很美 但是印度拍这个题材的电影 还是欠很多火候

  • 彦洁 2小时前 :

    三星半,还没下面我就知道剧情怎么继续。那么荒郊野外,是不是以为没有坏人了,一个人和别人喝酒,被调戏一点也不意外。四人帮里面那个嫩鸡,被刀子顶住脑袋,下一秒放过你时就该反杀。有这种伙伴,迟早害死你自己。那个被威胁的小帅哥也是自己找死,跟着往上爬,就该活活被踹,还拉别人脚,正常人都要踢死你,那种被抓到就倒霉的情况下谁不拼命反抗。大家要警惕,出去喝酒,一定和能无时无刻照顾到你的人去玩,要不然后果自负

  • 佟野云 7小时前 :

    看故事简介还蛮有意思的,但片子本身呈现质感一般,不如预期。

  • 愚灵秀 1小时前 :

    事后烟那段挺应景,部分镜头语言还挺喜欢的,总体三星半吧

  • 圭景澄 4小时前 :

    都说这部是印度低配版的CMBYN?我倒不这么认为,如果不考虑原著而单从电影本身来说的话,这部电影拍得并不比CMBYN差甚至还要更好。要说硬伤呢,就是租客突然跟姐姐私奔那里开始... 一万个黑人问号

  • 愈代柔 7小时前 :

    都说这部是印度低配版的CMBYN?我倒不这么认为,如果不考虑原著而单从电影本身来说的话,这部电影拍得并不比CMBYN差甚至还要更好。要说硬伤呢,就是租客突然跟姐姐私奔那里开始... 一万个黑人问号

  • 卫栋 4小时前 :

    处处都有着模仿cmbyn的痕迹,但整个故事狗血又无聊,不过印度已经可以拍出该类题材的电影了,对比之下,不能不能一声叹息

  • 微生心语 7小时前 :

    剧情随时间越来越拉跨。坏男一号用事实证明走小道比垂直攀岩快,还省力。另外三个跟班男太软弱,留在世上也是浪费粮食。特效一般,镜头运用一般,让人感觉不出悬崖峭壁和高度感,女主就好像在离地三尺和坏人对峙。

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